Two morons try to call their drug dealer and dial 911 by mistake
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Last I checked my drug contact didn’t have a part time job working at the 911 call center. Two morons go up to a pay phone to call their drug dealer, they put in a quarter (i don’t use pay phones how much is it these days?) they press 9-1-1 . |
Apparently between the both of them they didn’t realize that they forgot to press the drugdealer’s pager number first before putting in their secret code for “we need drugs now!”. The police show up minutes later and here is a big shocker, they find drug paraphernalia and burglary tools in these dumb ass’s car.
Here is a little education for all you idiot drugies out there. GET A DIFFERENT CODE WITH YOUR DRUG DEALER. Maybe something like 411 would work better, worst case you get information and you could just ask them for your drug dealers pager number. Wait, that’s not good 411 is too close to 911, some of you still might miss a couple buttons and hit the 9. Let’s think about this, 0 is no good.How about “111″. Can’t go wrong with that one.
God help us all. These guys should be executed for stupidity.