Man finds Condom in his iced tea
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A Wyoming County man who says he found a condom in his iced tea glass last Mother’s Day and lives in fear that he has contracted a disease from it is suing the Shoney’s restaurant in Logan and the company that operates it. |
I’ve heard of apple pie love making but iced tea ? Whoa sounds kinda cold. That has to be hard to pull off. But I guess in Wyoming anything is possible. It could have been worse, they could have had sex with your iced tea and not used a condom.
The “assaulted” claims it made him very sick and he will need to be tested for 7 more years to make sure he didn’t contract anything. Wow, if he is that worried about drinking a glass of iced tea that has been with someone else I can’t imagine this guy sleeping with women who have been around the block a few times.
Two morons try to call their drug dealer and dial 911 by mistake
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Last I checked my drug contact didn’t have a part time job working at the 911 call center. Two morons go up to a pay phone to call their drug dealer, they put in a quarter (i don’t use pay phones how much is it these days?) they press 9-1-1 . |
Apparently between the both of them they didn’t realize that they forgot to press the drugdealer’s pager number first before putting in their secret code for “we need drugs now!”. The police show up minutes later and here is a big shocker, they find drug paraphernalia and burglary tools in these dumb ass’s car.
Here is a little education for all you idiot drugies out there. GET A DIFFERENT CODE WITH YOUR DRUG DEALER. Maybe something like 411 would work better, worst case you get information and you could just ask them for your drug dealers pager number. Wait, that’s not good 411 is too close to 911, some of you still might miss a couple buttons and hit the 9. Let’s think about this, 0 is no good.How about “111″. Can’t go wrong with that one.
God help us all. These guys should be executed for stupidity.
Troutman busted for fishing for bribes
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She should be thankful she didn’t say nappy hair hoes or she might have gotten herself fired. On second thought, no she wouldn’t have, she is black and it is ok for them to say that. (i can’t say it because i am white and then jessie jackson would boycott my site). After doing a little research on Mrs. Nappy… come to find out her brother was arrested in 2004. At the time he told a local news station that his sister ( Alderman Troutman) had a relationship with a reputed gang member who police now Kudos to Chicago, you can sure elect a real winner! |
